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NHL: Now We Know Why the Nickname for Richard is Dick

June 21st, 2011

Current (and hopefully VERY soon to be ex) Phoenix Coyotes owner Richard Burke has banned Wayne Gretzky, The Great One, from the team locker room until Gretzky and Steve Ellman complete their purchase of the team, which is now scheduled to take place on October 1, 2000, only four days before the opening of the 2000-2001 season.

Never mind that the sale is only one payment away from being resolved. Never mind that Wayne Gretzky is possibly the greatest hockey player to ever lace on skates. Never mind any of that. This last “hurrah” by Richard Burke only verifies to the entire hockey world what Phoenix fans have known from the beginning. Dick Burke is exactly what his name says. And while we the fans of the Phoenix Coyotes may be thankful to Mr. Burke for bringing NHL hockey to the valley of the sun, there are many things he cannot be forgiven for.

As some of you may have seen, much whining and complaining by this same Richard Burke accompanied an Associated Press article appearing in print and on line this week, as well as being reported by sports newscasters on network and local news, informing us that Mr. Burke had indeed banned the Great One from the Coyotes locker room and from team practices at the Alltell Ice Den.

If it wasn’t bad enough for us to be continually embarrassed locally with Mr. Burke and his “interesting” statements to the press, now the entire nation, and Canada, can share in our amazement over statements like “They are trying to pull stuff on me,” apparently referring to Gretzky and Company preparing to take over the team. » Read more: NHL: Now We Know Why the Nickname for Richard is Dick

NHL: Northwest Division Preview

June 21st, 2011

Between 1982 and 1996, the Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks and Colorado Avalanche combined to win six Stanley Cups and make ten Finals appearances. The Avs are still one of the league’s elite, but they haven’t been back to the Finals since winning it all in their first season in Denver, 1996. Since then, the Oilers have pulled off a couple of shocking first-round upsets, but all in all, the Minnesota Wild have had about as much playoff success recently as the three Western Canadian teams. If that name doesn’t sound too familiar to a casual hockey fan, it’s because the Wild will make their NHL debut this Friday night. Woe, Canada!

PLAYER TO WATCH, NORTHWEST DIVISION Ray Bourque, defenseman, Colorado O.K., so this is no scoop. Ever since he went to Colorado at the trading deadline, the “Win One For Ray” campaign has been going full force like he was Susan Lucci on skates. (And by the way, what the hell was that hubbub all about? It’s a bleedin’ SOAP OPERA! Who cares if she finally won a Daytime Emmy? They give those to anyone! My cousin Colin won one for his home movies of his dumpy kids. Sorry, just had to get that one off my chest. Now back to hockey.) If it doesn’t happen this year for Bourque, it probably never will, so you can understand if the pressure makes him a little cranky at time this year. Or maybe, it’ll just be the spectre of turning the big 4-oh, which he’ll do this December. But don’t fit him for the rocking chair yet. Bourque was rejuvenated by the chance to play for a Cup contender and be a part of the Avs’ lethal power play. After scoring only 38 points in 65 games in Beantown, he scored 23 in 27 regular season and playoff games in Colorado. Must be the altitude. But can Bourque keep that going over a full season and an extended playoff run? The Avalanche is banking on it, having signed the future Hall-of-Famer to an extension and dealing fellow defenseman Sandis Ozolinsh in the off-season.

Ray Bourque’s quest isn’t the only reason for the sense of urgency cloaking the COLORADO AVALANCHE. Captain Joe Sakic, the longest serving team member, is a free agent after the season after failing to come to terms on a contract extension. » Read more: NHL: Northwest Division Preview